Dartz Invents Fake Whale Penis Leather Interior
Dartz, a company that has been butchered by PETA & the media for including whale penis foreskin leather interiors/exteriors for tunner cars, has invented “Whale Safe” – a fake whale penis leather – feels like real mammal wiener! Producers from The Cove, who recently closed down a California restaurant for secretly (well, not secretly enough) selling whale meat meals, will sigh a bit of relief that Dartz is ending their fetish with whale schlong.
According to their press release: PORSCHE covered with WHALE.SKIN.VINYL, new generation of car wrapping materials.
This vinyl is not regular vinyl which became more and more popular car trend. This is authentic copy ….yes, this is a copy of WHALE PENIS SKIN SURFACE.
But no whale lost their penis – as this is artificial covering.
And that’s not all. On liner of WHALE.SKIN.VINYL You will see SAVE The WHALES logo – so everybody, who installed WHALE.SKIN.VINYL in their car will support SAVE The WHALES movement and will allow Earth Biggest Penises owners to feel safe in ocean – as DARTZ created an alternative to their skin!
It’s a strange, weird world we live in folks. Strange days indeed.
Pic Source: Jalopnik
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