Porsches Spilled All Over Your Tracks
Recently in Germany (or Cher-many as we say around the office) a transport train was hit on the backside by an oil rig, causing both to crash and the spilling several brand-spanking-new Porsche vehicles all over the tracks. No word on whether the conductor was texting a couple of underage girls. In all - 18 cars were wrecked, causing damages upwards of $1.28 [Dr. Evil voice] MILLLLLIIIIIOOOONNNNNNN DOLLARS… We are hoping for a leaked security video to hit the web anytime now.



Thanks to Jalopnik & TopSpeed for this one

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